Sunday, March 12, 2006

Have you been keeping up with this Quebec Tim Horton's Cup thing?

It's fucking insane!

Here's a brief recap: a girl found a Tim Horton's cup in her school's garbage. She tried to unroll the rim, but couldn't, so she got an older student to help. They won a Rav4. The families began fighting - well, no. The older girl's parents want the entire prize, since their daughter - bear with me through this sentence, I know it's stupid - engaged in the rim-rolling activity.

Wait.

Now, according to the above article, a man who may or may not have thrown out the cup is trying to lay claim to the prize. His lawyer wants a DNA test.

Did I fall asleep and suddenly part of the country has gone insane? Sure, the car may be worth $30000 but is it worth an entire country thinking you're petty? And don't even get me started on the chump who thinks it's his cup.

Tim Horton's should just revoke the prize from these people completely. Everyone involved is acting like a child. I mean, come on, Canada. Grow up.

posted by John @ 1:49 PM.